Which doctor is witch for cash cow Floyd Mayweather?

There has been a lot of speculation as to who the doctor in charge of treating boxing’s self-proclaimed “Cash Cow” Floyd Mayweather Jr. is.

Mayweather claims rib cartilage injury which caused him to cancel or postpone a comeback bout against Juan Manuel Marquez.

I’ve learned that, despite what some Pacanimals might say, the Boxing Bovine is not being seen by a veterinarian.

Doctors have not, however, ruled out the entire Mayweather family being hit by "Mad Cow Disease."

Among those well known doctors who may be handling the Mayweather malady are:

1. “Fright Doctor” and former NBC fight announcer Dr. Ferdie Pacheco.


2. Dr. Kildare, former TV heartthrob.

3. Dr. Ben Casey in consulation with the older, wiser Dr. Zorba.


4. Dr. Hunter S. Thompson via a séance from Gonzo Heaven.

5. Dr. Richard Kimble, a “Fugitive” who can only make house calls.


6. Doctor Demento, the DJ famous for playing whacked out music.


7. Dr. Aflac, known to be a quack from way back.


8. Doc Severinson without the “Tonight Show band.


9. Dock Ellis without the LSD.


10. Dr. Zhivago who was Russian to fly in from Siberia.


11, Entire staff at "St. Elsewhere."

Source: http://www.examiner.com/x-5699-NY-Boxing-Examiner~y2009m6d16-Which-doctor-is-witch-for-cash-cow-Floyd-Mayweather