The victim has landed!
Juan Manuel Marquez, carefully chosen clay pigeon who will be shot down brutally by bigger, stronger Floyd Mayweather Jr. next Saturday night in Las Vegas, is laughing his way to the cemetery.
Here's Juan Ma, Mexican Midget with zero chance of doing anything except getting a nice payday and then riding off into retirement before his 37th birthday, strumming a mariachi tune or two at LAX upon arrival.
Can you name some of the notorious Crybaby's tunes? I certainly can:
1. CRY ME A (YELLOW) RIVER
2. MANNY RIVERS TO CROSS BUT I DROWNED TWICE
3. PACQUIAO IS WALKING THE FLOOR OVER ME
4. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PINOY AND PENIS
5. I AM YOUR GOLDEN (SHOWER) BOY
6. PACMAN DROPPED ME LIKE A BAD HABIT, FOUR TIMES
7. THIS FIGHT AIN'T SELLING, BUT URINE I'M EXPELLING
8. I'M OSCAR'S SACRIFICIAL LAMB FOR FLOYD; I HOPE HE DOESN'T FLEECE ME
9. I'M HOPING THE GAY, TATOOED NEONAZI MMA FANS WILL SUPPORT ME BUT QUIEN SABE?
10. I'M NO STOOLIE BUT I MAY QUIT IN THE CORNER LIKE NO VEAL OSCAR DID AGAINST MANNY
11. HOPE I DON'T LAND ON RICKY HATTON'S SKID MARKS
12. I WILL TAUNT FLOYD: I AIN'T YOUR ROLLER SKATING BEEYATCH, SON!
13, BONUS TUNE: ISN'T OSCAR SUPPOSED TO SHOW UP IN BAGGAGE CLAIM WITH A SUITCASE FILLED WITH GREEN STAMPS LIKE HE DID FOR MANNY?
Source: http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-5699-NY-Boxing-Examiner~y2009m9d13-Floyd-Mayweathers-pigeon-lands-at-LAX
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